Monday 28 December 2009

nyawww, a wedding

Just got back from one of my cousins weddings - had an awesome time, but even at this momentous occasion, I could not escape the gloom and doom that is extremism.

Idiot extremist relative (IER): "Oh so what are you doing these days?"

Me: "(sigh I know whats coming here) post grad"

IER: "Why do you want to study - females should stay at home, take care of the family blah blah (insert chauvinistic crap), wear buruga, you dress too seductively"

Me: "(blank stare) its because I don't want to depend on men, and also, I dont believe in the buruga and neither do my parents"

IER: "THATS TALKING LIKE AN INFIDEL"

Me: (wtf stare)

Thursday 24 December 2009

BEARDED EXTREMISTS PISS ME OFF

Specially when they give me weird looks and mutter amongst themselves because SHOCK , HORROR, I dare to wear shorts in tropical Maldives.

Oh sorry Mr. Fanatic, shall I fetch my stinky black polyester tent? Y'know, the one that is COMPLETELY unsuitable for Maldivian weather?

No thanks.

I shall continue to flaunt my knee caps, and attract you with my knobbly charms, for I am a DEMON WOMAN. DIEEEEeeeee