Thursday 24 December 2009

BEARDED EXTREMISTS PISS ME OFF

Specially when they give me weird looks and mutter amongst themselves because SHOCK , HORROR, I dare to wear shorts in tropical Maldives.

Oh sorry Mr. Fanatic, shall I fetch my stinky black polyester tent? Y'know, the one that is COMPLETELY unsuitable for Maldivian weather?

No thanks.

I shall continue to flaunt my knee caps, and attract you with my knobbly charms, for I am a DEMON WOMAN. DIEEEEeeeee

2 comments:

Iya said...

dont mind them beardies. flaunt those ankles, knees, wrists and calves.

if anything, women need more exposure.

Sheri said...

^totally. I always feel a bit like a fish outta water in Male' these days. Ugh@covering up